While 99 out of 100 crypto enthusiasts might dismiss horoscopes as mere superstitions, favored only by the naive, the approach of the New Year finds even the skeptics secretly browsing prediction sites. So, for those secretly seeking a glimpse into the future, GN Crypto presents an exclusive crypto horoscope!
Last year we brought you a trader's horoscope, and this year we've looked into the celestial charts to forecast the future of cryptocurrencies in the Year of the Green Wooden Dragon. Like people, cryptocurrencies also have their own 'birthdays'!
The mantra for Aquarians this year: “Though my walls are moss-covered, they remain robust.”
Moreover, the Gemini motto for the Year of the Green Dragon: “Better missed opportunities than incurred losses!”
To start, the Dragon is known for its ambition, power, and desire to forge new paths, breaking away from the old. It tends to favor the bold and the ambitious. Perhaps this year, under such a patron, the crypto community could witness a landmark triumph over the SEC, further challenging the dominance of TradFi.
Disclaimer: This horoscope is intended for entertainment and is purely speculative. Any trading decisions made based on this horoscope are the sole responsibility of the reader.
Capricorn (December 22–January 20)
Bitcoin, the pioneer of all cryptocurrencies, was born on January 3, 2009, under the Capricorn sign.
For Capricorns, the year 2024 marks a period of unfolding their true potential: it's your time to shine and reveal your talents, as they will finally be recognized and valued.
This zodiac sign is predicted to be the luckiest in the upcoming year. Astrologers foresee a range of blessings for Capricorns, including the arrival of long-awaited children, financial support from partners and friends, improvements in relationships, and enthralling travel opportunities. Capricorns are set to be the driving force behind all positive events in their social circle, receiving a plethora of compliments from loved ones.
Caution is advised in July and August, when the focus should shift towards education, broadening one’s horizon, and enhancing personal competencies.
Such predictions imply that the Bitcoin halving in April should proceed smoothly, and Bitcoin’s bullish trend might continue. The leading cryptocurrency could possibly replicate its 2020 success, a year when the stars were also aligned in favor of Capricorns.
The mantra for Capricorns this year: “You may not love me, but you can’t ignore me anymore!”
Aquarius (January 21–February 18)
Dash was launched on January 22, 2014, under the Aquarius zodiac sign.
For Aquarians, 2024 might unfold as a year of potential stagnation. While the stars foresee stronger family relationships and the resolution of longstanding conflicts with loved ones, financial prosperity remains uncertain in the Year of the Dragon. The overall trend for water signs seems mixed – nothing particularly bad, but not much exceptionally good either. It's a year for securing long-term partnerships, exploring new living spaces, engaging in friendly dialogues, and reinforcing connections with close ones. However, these endeavors are unlikely to substantially boost your finances. A glimmer of hope or change could emerge in July – perhaps signaling a time for a vacation.
Astrology experts recommend focusing on self-awareness and relaxation. If financial breakthroughs are elusive, it might be wise to attend to often neglected areas like health.
Aquarians are also cautioned about potential legal issues. Therefore, it's essential to stay within the law and scrutinize the details in contractual agreements.
For Dash and its investors, the year might also turn out to be rather unremarkable. For those drawn to privacy cryptocurrencies and seeking thrills, exploring alternatives like Monero might be an option. Remember, "boring" doesn't necessarily equate to "bad." At least, a stable journey prevents the rollercoaster nausea that often hits crypto newcomers.
Pisces (February 19–March 20)
Polygon's cryptocurrency, MATIC, was launched on March 17, 2019, under the Pisces zodiac sign.
For Pisces and other water signs, the Year of the Dragon brings the promise of improved health and the strengthening of long-term relationships. But who said health doesn't relate to finances? After all, spending extensive time gazing at screens and seated in a trader's chair calls for, at a minimum, a robust nervous system.
However, purchasing new cars might have to be deferred to next year. For now, Pisces can treat themselves to that long-awaited coffee machine. Prepare for heavy coffee consumption, as it's time to rethink work volumes, personal responsibilities, and strategic plans amidst the lingering stress and exhaustion from the last months of 2023.
Astrologers believe that Pisces will need a fresh financial strategy and the knack for making responsible decisions. If handled correctly, income should start to increase from October. The only precaution – it's wise to steer clear of loans during this time.
Perhaps the stars are hinting that trading MATIC with significant leverage could be risky? Pisces should use this time to recharge in their tranquil sanctuary, hopeful that the coming year will bring forth a prosperous new phase.
The Pisces motto for the Year of the Green Dragon: “Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow!”
Aries (March 21–April 20)
Solana's beta version was launched under the Aries sign on April 8, 2020.
Astrologers forecast that 2024 will be a financially prosperous year for Aries. However, caution is advised in January and February, as residual fatigue from physical and intellectual exertions in December may pose risks. Ambitious and energetic Aries individuals should consider slowing down and taking some time to recover.
A major breakthrough is predicted in the spring, with excellent opportunities for additional earnings presenting themselves.
This period also brings positive developments in relationships. Aries can expect robust support from their community and partners, not just in words but also in deeds. Any arising challenges will quickly find solutions and the necessary support.
Summer, as per astrological insights, is a time for personal growth. Perhaps SOL will become the official cryptocurrency of the Paris Olympics? That would be exciting!
Astrologers advise Aries to remain level-headed and avoid rash actions, especially during times of financial success.
The 2024 motto for those born under the same sign as Solana: “Others may slow down, but it's my time to speed up!”
Taurus (April 21–May 21)
Monero (XMR) first made its appearance and queried, "Who am I? And what is my purpose?" on April 21, 2014.
For Taurus, 2024 promises to be a year filled with unexpected developments. The first half of the year will see a surge in ambitions, with a drive to enhance professional skills and shake up the status quo. This forecast seems particularly apt for Monero, as the community eagerly awaits a new leader following the departure of the legendary Ricardo Spagni from the company.
Summer is set to unfold under an optimistic banner. Taureans will be decisive and responsible in their undertakings, forging new and influential connections. This networking is likely to have a positive impact on their finances, which are expected to skyrocket. Rivals will be left behind, enviously observing these triumphs.
However, in autumn and winter, it's wise to avoid taking risks. It’s a time to shy away from ambitious endeavors and resist temptations, especially in the realms of business and career. Ignoring this advice could greatly increase the risk of being sidelined in the dynamic world of cryptocurrency.
The Taurus motto for the upcoming year: “Though brave, I am also prudent, so I'll choose to lie low.”
Gemini (May 22–June 21)
Algorand made its debut on June 17, 2019.
For Geminis, the Year of the Green Wooden Dragon will be full of dynamism and unpredictability. Expect to be busy and work hard for success in business and career. Astrologers strongly advise against quitting jobs on impulse, as finding a better one may prove challenging. If starting a new business is on your mind, it’s better to delay that venture until autumn to avoid potential financial losses.
The first half of the year might also bring challenges in family life, with unexpected arguments and conflicts. However, things are expected to smooth out from August, and by October – a serendipitous glimpse of your positive PnL by your partner could significantly improve mutual understanding!
For ALGO investors, this translates into a chance to embrace the role of a hodler. Prepare some calming affirmations, such as: “Trading cryptocurrencies goes against Nakamoto's principles,” or “This market is here to stay; my ALGO can accumulate on staking.”
Why take on the extra stress?
Cancer (June 22–July 22)
Tether, the most popular stablecoin, was launched on July 20, 2014.
For Cancers, 2024 is set to be a year of making significant choices. From January to the end of May, they will grapple with profound questions like "Whom to be with? Whom to trust? What is my true purpose?" During this period, they may feel intense pressure from bosses, family, and friends.
While astrologers don’t specify why Cancers are under such moral strain, they caution against getting distracted by crypto thoughts while driving due to a heightened risk of accidents. The situation should ease in the second half of the year, though Cancers are advised to remain vigilant, particularly in financial dealings.
Tether might continue facing regulatory pressures, prompting Paolo Ardoino and his team to take stringent measures such as wallet restrictions and asset freezes, or even making compromises with authorities to remain operational.
Nevertheless, for those not involved in illicit activities like drug trafficking or arms dealing, there is little cause for concern. Cancers are known for their resilience and stability, both metaphorically and literally.
The motto for Cancers in 2024: “Don’t tell me how to live my life; rather, provide me with financial support!”
Leo (July 23–August 23)
Ethereum, the second most popular cryptocurrency in the market, is a regal Leo, born on July 30, 2015.
For Leos, 2024 will be a year brimming with activities. January and February might present financial challenges. During this time, every Leo must avoid dubious ventures, refrain from unnecessary spending, and not flaunt their crypto wallets to everyone. Caution is advised in all investment-related matters.
However, this period will also bring opportunities to strengthen community relationships. It's an auspicious time for establishing long-term agreements with reliable partners. Therefore, we can expect Ethereum to announce new collaborations and joint projects.
The period from April to July will be particularly favorable for crypto enthusiasts born under Leo. They will find themselves inspired by innovative ideas that could yield long-term profits.
The latter part of the year, autumn and winter, will be a phase of accumulating experience. Ethereum might encounter various challenges, including security threats and developer errors. Achieving a benchmark of 10,000 TPS seems feasible, but reducing gas fees tenfold, as envisioned by Vitalik Buterin, appears unlikely.
Ethereum's mantra for the Year of the Dragon: “In any ambiguous situation, act as if everything is proceeding as planned!”
Virgo (August 24–September 22)
XRP, the cryptocurrency known for stirring anxiety within the SEC, made its debut on September 18, 2013.
For Virgos, the Year of the Dragon will resemble working as a laborer in a gold mine: relentless work, work, and more work. This period will be marked by the meticulous acquisition of skills and enhancement of professional capabilities. Moreover, Virgos might face a barrage of rumors, defamation, and legal proceedings. On the brighter side, this year could bring fruitful collaborations with international firms and advantageous opportunities in import-export sectors (which can include financial transactions such as deposits and withdrawals). A notable improvement is expected only by summer, with financial conditions stabilizing by autumn and previously forged connections bearing significant benefits.
If this forecast proves accurate, Ripple's ongoing legal confrontations with the SEC will persist, indicating that CEO Brad Garlinghouse shouldn't relax just yet, at least not until the SEC officials' summer vacation ends.
Astrologers advise Virgos to cultivate patience until October, as it will surely be rewarding.
Virgos in 2024 will live by the motto: “If you work hard enough to reach the top, you can have the last laugh over your adversaries.”
Libra (September 23–October 23)
Cardano falls under the Libra sign, having been launched on September 29, 2015.
For those born under Libra, the year 2024 is set to be a time of collaboration and harmony in all aspects of life. It appears that even if Libras were to whimsically bury their coins under a tree in a fantastical land, they would still reap substantial profits. The Year of the Dragon is predicted to be favorable for all financial dealings, long-term projects, and forming business relationships. Libras can confidently search for sponsors and partners for startups, as investors will be keen to finance Libra-driven ideas. Astrologers caution Libras to monitor their spending during the summer, but overall, the year is expected to be highly advantageous for financial endeavors.
This comes as a somewhat unexpected forecast for a zodiac sign typically associated with inconsistency and a challenge in adhering to investment plans. Especially considering that Cardano (ADA), although part of the December bull run, wasn't among the frontrunners. In addition, its founder, Charles Hoskinson, has engaged in disputes within the crypto community and made controversial moves regarding the rights of users on his blockchain.
Yet, with fortune as variable as the moods of Libras, anything is possible.
Thus, keeping a watchful eye on ADA is advisable, bearing in mind the Libra motto for the Year of the Dragon: “I’m benevolent, but only with an advance payment!”
Scorpio (October 24–November 22)
The Clover Finance (CLV) token is a Scorpio, having made its market debut on November 22, 2020.
For Scorpios, 2024 will be a year of waiting. It's mainly about doing inconspicuous but steadfast work and establishing promising partnerships. The first half of the year might not stand out with any notable events, but it's important to remember that these developments are laying the foundation for the future.
In the latter half of the year, Scorpios will find their motivation to start new projects significantly heightened, although this will come with inevitable financial risks. By this time, however, Scorpios should have developed a resilience to such risks.
What should investors do in this context? Caution is key, as is avoiding being swayed by emotions. Opportunities may emerge in October. But don't forget another vital asset – your health! There's a risk of health issues, so undergoing a medical check-up would be wise.
For crypto Scorpios, the best approach this year would be to live by the motto: "While others rush around, I choose to meditate!"
Sagittarius (November 23–December 21)
Dogecoin, the first meme token, was introduced on December 6, 2013, under the Sagittarius sign.
For Sagittarians, 2024 is expected to be a year of productive work. The start of the year will be especially vibrant for them, marked by excellent health, an influx of energy, and a heightened probability of successful financial ventures. New projects and collaborations during this time will emerge as swiftly as donuts from a machine at a street café. From January to April is a period for exhilarating triumphs and attractive offers.
However, a cautious approach is advisable from May onward, as Sagittarians might face a significant shift. They'll need to recalibrate their objectives and reconsider strategies. It's important to avoid rash decisions and not to become complacent with past victories. This is actually a timeless piece of advice.
If Sagittarians steer clear of major missteps over the summer, autumn will become a season for reaping rewards and calculating gains.
As for Dogecoin, if Blockstream indeed launches satellite nodes for DOGE as it did for Bitcoin, a bullish market for the coin is highly likely. Additionally, the launch of Libdogecoin, a comprehensive set of protocols for DOGE integration into various systems and apps, is anticipated in 2024.
Thus, the Year of the Green Dragon promises to be exceptionally fruitful for Dogecoin, offering its investors an excellent chance for a long-awaited journey to the Moon.
The motto for Sagittarians in this period is the familiar rallying call of runners: “On your marks, get set, go!”